CraBlogged

Been a while since I've written here, but that's not to say my life has paused. Recent events include: going to the zoo, exploding sodas in the freezer, visits to see firetrucks and policemen, playing frisbee golf at an official course, oh, and getting married today? Yeah, that!

So why the elopement? I could give a dozen "reasons" (i.e. excuses), but the simple matter of the fact is I'm entirely in love with the most wonderful girl I could ever imagine, and her exquisite, rambunctious son who can already beat me at video games. So why wait?

I've called up almost everyone I know, and they've all said the same thing. Lots of encouragement, support, and fists shaking, as if to say, "Why I outta!" <3

My lovely friends and family, I wish you could be here, but you are all already with me. Not in my heart, not in my mind, but in my little pocket where I keep parts of your souls, secreted away until I can whip up ransom notes.

As promised, here's a picture of the Bride to Be Encore.

Wait! That's not Maryl, that's just a tapir. Sorry, the colors confused me. Let me see...

Here we go! This is how I best love to see her:

Best to you all, thinking of you, yes you, and no, she's not knocked up.